For some time now I've been enjoying the blog "Sleep Talkin' Man", which is a site built and curated by a couple where the husband is a prodigious sleep talker. As in almost every night he blurts out the strangest things, usually humorous (in an invective kind of way) and often profane (be warned). There's lots of audio at the site along with the text. It's definitely worth a listen. Here's a map-related exposition:
Very impressive pirate:
"I am the lord of all pirates! I've got the treasure map to find ALL treasure maps. Beat that, suckers!"